G is for Gangsta, mothafucka

Rasterbation

Coccinelle toxique — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 20:20:52 +0000

I won’t bore you with mentioning what I got for Christmas! -everyone cheers- Instead, I’m going to tell you how I’m “wasting” (as my mom would call it… I, for one, do not call this a waste) precious printing ink on a huge (well, huge… only 8 pages) rasterbation of a picture I once took of my
lips.

I thought it was quite nice. I’ve been wanting to re-style my room for a while now, but I don’t know what to do with it… It always ends up looking like a mess. Any ideas, anyone?

On another note, I just spent 3 days with the boyfriend. In a row! Well we do go to the same school and are in the same class haha… but, he slept over twice instead of just once and we picked him up at 9AM (Sunday), and he left a few hours ago :] It was a lot of fun.

Annoyances and chocolate

Coccinelle toxique — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 16:48:51 +0000

Yes, it is that time of the month and I am extremely irritable and all the chocolate in the world couldn’t save you from my lust for decapitation right now.

Sienna Miller appears to be playing Edie in “Factory Girl”. My reaction to this was:

-insert numerous fuck’s and fucking’s here-
“who is she, anyway?”
*googles*
“oh, nobody.”

Tomorrow I have to pick up my report card (exam results) and I have to be there for way longer than necessary. This irks me quite a bit. Christmas Eve will be spent with dad’s family, of which 90% I loathe. I have my cigarettes ready.

wait, what?

Coccinelle toxique — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 18:20:01 +0000

Um, can anyone answer me this question: since when does Livejournal.com allow 6 icons instead of 3? Have I missed the announcement? Probably… So, if anyone wants to view mine: here they are

Add me if you like, too. But don’t forget to mention it :/ here, or over there. Otherwise I’ll forget checking my userinfo and I’ll only add you in like… 2 weeks lol.

I’m done studying for exams, fina-fucking-ly. Last exam is geography, heh. Then I’m going shopping, I need new shoes . Dutch went fine, I was the first to be out of that classroom. People sure write slowly :/

I’m in a pissy mood :[ I’m supposed to have my period this week, so yeah. Overly emotional me = no fun (for anyone).

G’s up!

Coccinelle toxique — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 22:23:34 +0000

Sup, I changed my “about” page. And this theme, heh.
Sorry, I’m listening to 50 cent – Window Shopper. I don’t think he’s a good artist. I think he’s damn funny for a guy who looks like a gorilla (G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!).

I’m horribly tired but too lazy to go to bed. I spent most of yesterday with my boyfriend and only got home around 2 PM today.

I guess I just wanted to say I changed this stuff? sorry

Greedy Christmas spirit

Coccinelle toxique — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:21:02 +0000

First I’ll mention what I’m listening to, because it’s great: Miss Kittin & The Hacker – Frank Sinatra

Next! So, as my parents are divorced and my dad throws money around like it’s confetti at a birthday party, I will be asking for something expensive. My list:

1. new vehicle damnit. my scooter is getting old and unreliable. And I want something fancy, like this, but under 50 CC because I’m not allowed to drive one above it until I’m 18 and ugh I know that’s not far away at all, but then I’d need another license and BLAHBLAH.

2. This piece of pure beauty and class, because my cell phone has turned into crap, messing up my text messages…

3. clothes. lots and lots of clothes. brand names only, bitch.
hah. I’d prefer the first thing of course. Because he buys his girlfriend’s kids quads and a horse. so that means his own daughter can have something too, ass ^-^

Anyway. Only 3 more exams. Did cultural science today, I hope that’s alright… Tomorrow’s psychology so yeah. I’ll be alright I think… I’m not bothered much. Tomorrow is 3 months (I’m sure I’ve already mentioned that…no? yes?) for me and my tangerine (haha… petname). So mwaha.

Also:

Kirsten Drunkst looking like an old, homeless woman. Ew. I’m not even as rich as she is, and *my* teeth are 10x better. I won’t mention what else isn’t as horrible on me as it is on her, It’d take hours upon hours…

hand breaks in half

Coccinelle toxique — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 17:38:10 +0000

I’m pretty certain my hand will fall apart near the end of my exams. There are indents in my fingers from where I held the pen… That’s…painful.

4 more exams to go: Cultural Sciences, Psychology, Dutch and Geography… I’m only a tad worried about Dutch, because I don’t have the notes, once again. Whatever though. I just finished studying Cultural Sciences, so if anyone wants to know the difference between the Quatrocento and Cinquecento… let me know.

Friday is me and my boyfriend’s 3 month anniversary ^-^ okay, so maybe that isn’t all that much, but it’s a whole lot to me. We’re not really doing much, since it’s exams, but we’re going to spend some time in the afternoon and in the evening (well…night, midnight… what’s the difference?) we’ll go see (…listen to?) Slater Hogan (house DJ). I’m not a big fan of house, but I’m going because he loves house and anywhere with him is good.

That’ll be it for tonight. I’m going to be a lazy bum now: read threads, eat, have a quick shower and go visit my own little tanning bed, haha :p. Yes, I’m going to get skin cancer!

sap

Coccinelle toxique — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 21:47:42 +0000

Listening to a song with 3 cute adverbs makes me a happy girl. (if you’re slow, or just didn’t get it: truly, madly, deeply, by savage garden YOU KNOW!)

Studying physics and chemistry for 5 hours straight and ruining my wrists writing stuff, does NOT make me a happy girl, at all.

I’ll leave you with that, while I go sit in the couch with my cats, reading my newest philosophy book (mmm, Plato and Marx and Popper and…).

I’ve been lazy and busy

Coccinelle toxique — Sun, 11 Dec 2005 17:39:26 +0000

…until Alex told me that, apparently, Enrique Iglesias is starting a smaller condom line, because he’s tiny. We don’t have a link, but just believe it for the sake of it being funny.

Tomorrow: English exam not feeling like it… Because it’s not even worth taking an exam over. I know how to use the Passive Voice and Adverbs, morons… Then I’ll be busy all afternoon studying history. *sniff*

Yesterday was spent being insanely busy for our Media exam… that fucker took about 4 hours… I refuse to touch it now, it’s done and if the teacher doesn’t like it, I’m going to go all black girl and bust a cap in his ass. Srsly.

My family, on my dad’s side, hasn’t called me back to let me know whether their Holy Family accepts my boyfriend at their New Years celebration dinner. And so I’m not going, either. I already have to sit through their torture on Christmas Eve (only because I get money…), it’s bad enough. The reasons I’m very severely pissed off about this are:

- My cousins’ boyfriends joined us IMMEDIATELY.
- they were 15. I’m nearly 18, this is my first serious relationship. I spent ages looking for the right guy. Don’t pester me now, goddamnit, filthy hypocrites.
- They always complain and nag my ears off my head. “Omg! When are you going to take someone with you?! Why don’t you settle down with a nice guy, you’ll never get married like this” (why thank you, idiots).
- My dad’s girlfriend’s kids are going to be there on Christmas Eve, after all of my grandmother’s rants about how “Oh, these are not MY grandchildren! I never wish to see them!” and with everyone knowing the woman’s with my dad for his money. Great selection, fools.

For the record, my boyfriend’s a great guy. He’s honest, smart, sweet, funny, good-looking… He doesn’t have a big mouth and he doesn’t think he’s the shit (which is their main characteristic). They have absolutely no reason for being this vile. They’re talking about me behind my back to other relatives, as if I wouldn’t hear about it. And one thing: I do not wish to be treated like they’ve been treating me for several years now, on Christmas Eve. I will not stand their condescending ways anymore. And I certainly won’t let them continue to treat me as a child who doesn’t know any better: I’m less than 3 months away from being 18 and I do have a mind of my own. Too bad it usually disagrees with hypocrites like they are.

That being said, this is the very last Christmas Eve I will be spending with them. After I got my money and gifts for my 18th birthday, screw them. That’ll be the last time they saw me, ever. That sounds cruel, but they’ve been treating me like shit ever since my parents got divorced. They obviously chose their side and apparently, their grandchildren don’t belong to the family anymore and we aren’t good enough for them. If I were to tell you every little thing they did to me, or my mom and brother, I’d use up all of WordPress’s space.

So, until my next blog: look out for the tiny penis attack by Enrique Iglesias!

No, you’re not.

Coccinelle toxique — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:49:45 +0000

“I’m going to fail my exams!”

No, you’re not, and quit whining about it. This is one of the main reasons why I hate exams: everybody claims they’re going to fail, and in the end their grades are the highest of the whole class. Then they go “oh! *giggle* I didn’t fail anyway!”.

Just…shut up. If Britney Spears can dump K-Fed, you can pass your exams.

The rest of my day was… eventful. One of my ex-boyfriends was on my bus this morning, usually I pretend I didn’t see him but I couldn’t this time, he was 5 inches away from me, so. Bah. Then I get off the bus…and there’s another ex of mine standing right there. I said hi and then quickly walked to school after lighting a cigarette (much needed). I had a French exam which went pretty well, considering it was the toughest exam I’ve ever had…

After that me and my boyfriend got something to eat and he went to get a new deck (skateboarding stuff, for the ones who were pulling up their eyebrows). It’s a pretty one ^-^ it has a funny drawn bunny on it, which he calls Sarah, haha. When I got home I…”studied” maths… Which means I made sure I understood all my exercises and formulas, hah.

Tomorrow afternoon will be spent with my boyfriend, which is much better than sitting at home, all lonesome and bored :]

First post here

Coccinelle toxique — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 18:00:54 +0000

Because I was bored and everyone seems to have one of these now. So, I took this badass name (arrr) before someone who isn’t as great as me runs with it!