G is for Gangsta, mothafucka

This may be offending to some. But some does not include me, so I say WHATEVER!

Alex:
*looks around for more cheese*
me:
mmm, cheese
Alex:
*omfgz I gunna get so fatz*
Alex:
*and go over 120 lbs OH NOZ*
me:
den we haff ta join pw’s futurz fitness club wiv da ekskloosiff fitness videyo!
Alex:
LMFAO
Alex:
fitness video = Ichabod Crane doing the Macarena
me:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO